Horsefeathers – The Cabaret for People Like Us

November 24th is the World Premiere of my Self Help Cabaret

at Cafe Istanbul inside The New Orleans Healing Center


Do you ever get so very lonely all alone by yourself but the thought of having other people around also sounds gut-wrenchingly terrible? 

Do you feel guilty about not feeling guilty about ghosting the party after one quick trip to the snack buffet?

Well this entertainment was designed with you in mind!  The world and all it’s charms could never hold a candle to the quiet safety of your very own fortress of solitude but Horsefeathers is sure to provide the next best thing.

An evening of self-respecting performances with consent and good boundaries awaits you – with storytelling and comedy by yours truly, you’ll be sure to find at least some of the show relatable!

Whoever you are – no matter how lonely nothing is more satisfying than watching a person light themselves on fire.

and if not – there’s LIVE MUSIC, FIRE, BURLESQUE, and DRAG


All the way from Austin TX and the House of Famous…
esteemed ecdysiast of gender illusion
SELMA BAWDY (standard rates apply)

My good Judy and Co-Producer of The Untucked Tassel

Rolled in all the trappings of old Hollywood glamour, Selma Bawdy is a triple threat: a chanteuse, a classically trained dancer, and full of enough outrageous stories that she may as well be an actress. All the shapeshifting of Selma Bawdy, brought to you in part by Bobby Barnaby, the man tightening up the corset strings, represents classic female impersonation at its finest.

36-24-36 The numbers don’t lie, and as always, standard rates apply.

Leader and creator of the Phishnets, San Francisco’s all drag chorus line